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Tip o the burg Mighty Math Cosmic Geometry: Review
Subject: Raised in A Black Church!
A little church humor...
You were probably raised in a black church if you can fill in the
blanks.
SEE IF YOU CAN PASS THE TEST!!!
"First giving ______ to God, who is the _______ of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the ________ of the Lord one mo'time. Cause he
brought me from a _____ long _____. I coulda been dead, sleeping in my________, but God is _______ all the ________, and all the
______, God is _______. He's a ________ over troubled waters. He's a mother to the ________, and a _________ to the __________, a
doctor in a ________ room, and a ___________ in the courtroom! (smile) He's the _______ of the valley, a bright and ________ star. He got
up early one__________ mon'ing, with all__________ in his _______. Pray for me that I grow _________ in the Lord." Also, as you look in
your church ________, under the special _________ please keep in your prayer _______ Sista Beulah-Mae Jenkins who will be having her
______ surgery this week. And while you give your tithes and ______ we humbly ask that
you contribute to the church _______ fund. We will be celebrating the pastor's fifteenth ________ so anybody
please who serves on the _______ board please meet in the ________ following _________. The women's auxiliary will be selling
________ dinners for $7.00 a ________ along with the youth ________ who will be having their
annual______ sale to help fund their trip to the National Youth Ministry __________ in Tennessee this summer.
Parents please be _______ that vacation _____ school begins June 19, please have your child ________ by May13.
You knew them all, if not most of them, didn't you?!!! You must
go to a black church!
(Answers are listed below)
Honor bible
head registered
house
Mighty/way
grave
good
time
time
good
bridge
motherless
father/fatherless
sickroom
lawyer
Lily
shining
Sunday
power/hands
stronger
bulletins
announcements
requests
hip
offerings
building
anniversary
usher
sanctuary/service
chicken
Choir
bake
convention
mindful IF YOU MISS MORE THAN 3 YOU NEED TO BE IN CHUCH ON SUNDAY!
